Mullein leaves are one of the exceptions, if they are fresh. A lot of leaves crumble when friction is applied and other leaves are just too smooth to remove any grime. Most leaves do not work well as toilet paper. Anyway, here is my list in no specific order. Likewise, if you are in Colorado, you will not have Spanish moss at your disposal. For instance, if you are in Florida, snow is going be hard to find. A lot of the things on this list are seasonal and regional. Well you won’t have to use your socks after reading this article because I’m going to show you the top 10 things to wipe your ass with in the woods.
I mean, who does that? Apparently a lot of people do because I see it quite often. I cannot count the times that I’ve been walking through the woods and happened upon a white blur on the trail only to find it’s a sock sticking up out of someone’s pile of shit. This is kind of a shitty subject to write about but one that seriously needs to be addressed.
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